well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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