just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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