I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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