turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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