I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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