I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You need Xanax blowdarts
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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