After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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