SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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