I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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