do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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