Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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