i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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