no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I have tasted many bathrooms
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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