I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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