they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
