i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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