I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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