I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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