My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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