weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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