i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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