Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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