So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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