Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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