so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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