im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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