she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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