I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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