He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.