Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.