i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
