There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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