so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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