At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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