My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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