I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
