shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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