A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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