i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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