Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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