I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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