Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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