i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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