they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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