Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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