I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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