hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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