belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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