People with herpes should wear stickers.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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