Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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