WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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