I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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