what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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