Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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