do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
