ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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