Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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