Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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