The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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